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She tiptoed through the towers, quiet as a mouse humming to herself as she danced around Jarko, slipping beneath his arms and out of his reach as she giggled. She thought about pulling his hair, funfunfun but Asher was scowling in the corner. Grumpy daddy was in a bad mood, he never let her play any fun games. He never let her girl Danica, he never let her have fun with the prisoners, he never let her do anything.

"BoooRing," Del sang quietly, giggling as Danica turned catching sight of her. Ducking down as Danica threw a glass paperweight at her head, Del grinned and slipped down the glass corridor hurrying along and out of sight. She was safe here, safe and trapped. The cage Danica had placed her in might not be small, the chains she had her in might not be made of metal but she was trapped here all the same. Until someone mortal could pull her out. Someone mortal like- "Ohoh hiiii!"

Del peered through the door, grinning at the man tied up and half naked. Pressing her face against a glass panel she blew a raspberry against the glass and waved at him. Virago moving behind her and blocking the door. Prisoner and guard, now that was funfunfun.

"You're not supposed to be here, go away." Del turned at the voice and scowled before grinning as Virago backed away from her. Giggling Del twisted the world for Virago making it seem like very bad things were happening. Watching as she wildly, madly clawed at her skin and fell backwards into a heap. Taking a bow, she sneaked through the room and looked at the man with a grin.

"Hello, they don't want me to play with you. They're being mean and boring plotting, snoresnoresnore." Delirium said bouncing into the room before sliding to a stop before him, her head tilted to one side as she watched him. "But you're not boring, you're much more fun and alive too. They don't bring alive people in here too often, they're scared. Big scaredy cats. Do all humans not wear shirts?"

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"I don't know, are all whatever-the-hell-you-are crazy?" Hannibal asked. Somehow though, he felt like he knew the answer to that question, like he had seen this lady before. He was pretty sure that he would have remembered a chick this crazy and this hot though, that much was for sure.

"Tell you what, you get me out of here and we'll play hide-and-go-fuck or shits-and-ladders or whatever else you want, okay?"

"Heee silly of course, there's only one of me." Delirium replied reaching forward to pat his head, fingers sliding through his hair before she shook her head. She turned her head, listening for the others still discussing what they were going to do. Still discussing the Bad Man who made all her pretty girls go to sissy. "No, I can't let you out. If I let you out, who will let me out?"

Hannibal almost jerked his head away when she ran her fingers through his hair, but it was an oddly comforting gesture, almost motherly.

"I don't know what kind of shit you're high on right now, but only one of us is in chains, and I'm not in them just because I'm into kinky stuff."

"I'm not high on anything. I can't get high, unless I'm flying or on something very tall and then I am high but not high on shit." Delirium said rambling away as she slid her hands down his arms to the chains. Such small things easier to break than hers. "You can't see mine but they're there. I can't leave, I can't ever leave. She trapped me. Why should I break yours and let you go free, if you won't break mine? That's not peachy keen."

Great, this was like one of hose trained elephant things, where the elephant was tied to a stick when it was little and always thought it had to stay close to the stick as it got bigger.

"But if you let me out, Princess Crazygonuts, then I can kill her and then jizz on her ashes or whatever the fuck I need to do to get you free."

Delirium watched him, giggling at the idea of him standing over Danica wanking away in order to free her from the captivity that the woman had placed on her. Holding the chains in her hand she hummed thoughtfully before smiling madly at him. He was going to get her out.

"Don't be silly, I just need you to break the line. No jizzing necessary but we can talk about that later that might be funfunfun. Okies?" Delirium said, pressing her finger against his nose squishing it beneath taking the chains again. They slid away, melting like water. Not like water, they became water splashing in a puddle on the floor as Del grinned at him. "All gone. See?"

"Holy fuck where were you before I got my first beating?" Hannibal asked, slowly rising to his feet as he twisted and turned, rubbing his wrists. He was fairly sure nothing was broken or damaged too badly.

"So I don't suppose you have any weapons hiding on you? If you don't, can I check anyways just in case you've forgotten?"

"With him, he's always hungry, alwaysalwaysalways." Delirium said in a sing-song voice as she turned on the balls of her feet, in a twirl. Del stopped, glancing over her shoulders at Virago trying to hazily stand. Del made a face at her, waiting until her influence crept further in and she collapsed in a quiet slump muttering about something under her skin. "And the girls are so scared and mad and it hurts and then I stop it hurting for a little while and then they're all... like broken dolls."

Del looked at him sad for a moment, sad and old and tired before grinning at him. "Nope, I'm not Destruction. If I was then they would be very sorry, they thought they could capture sissy but they got me instead. Poof. All captured like a ship in a very tiny body," Delirium replied rambling away quite happily as she skipped over to Virago relieving her of her gun before offering it to the naked human. "You're Hannibal Fucking King. Asher says I can't name children after you but I like it, Hannibal Fucking King Fun."

"Woman, has anyone ever told you that you're crazy?" he asked, taking the gun from the clearly demented woman. He wasn't even entirely sure he wasn't hallucinating her and that any moment he was going to wake up to Jarko's dog humping his face.

He was alone, with some sort of magical crazy woman as his responsibility with nothing but a gun to take out a huge nest of vampires. Probably not the best sort of situation to find himself in, but backup should arrive eventually.

"Yes," Delirium agreed cheerily, glad that he was finally beginning to understand. Delirium didn't like guns, they put BANG holes in people and then she had no one to play with and everything was red and red was bad. She was going to change her hair. Her hair was red, red and boring. "Of course I am insanity after all, have you ever heard that quote you have to be crazy to work here? Well, I have to be crazy to work here."

Delirium waited for him to get to the door, taking his hand and pressing up against him from behind. Making herself small and safe as if Danica wouldn't know she was helping him. "There are bad doggies here, they make me sad. I don't like them."

Hannibal kept the gun level, sweeping it back and forth as the edged out of the door and down the hallway. Vampires were fast, but they couldn't outrun a bullet, only the human reaction time it took to fire one.

As if her talking about it had summoned them, two large dogs and a tiny Pomeranian rounded the corner.

"Those aren't bad dogs," he said. "Contrary to popular belief and their depictions in the media, they're-"

All three of the dogs opened their mouths, revealing seriously fucked up mouths and what could not be standard dental work for the animals.

"Fuck me, those are some very bad dogs," he said, already firing at them while he pushed the woman more firmly behind him.

"This is not the time to be having sex," Delirium replied placing her fingertips against his back and letting them walk up his spine. Peering around him Del made a small eep noise as her beautiful doggies opened their mouths revealing the wrongness. She wanted her Barnabas but he was not here and she could not find him. And they were bad doggies. "Bad doggies bad."

He pushed her behind him, threading her fingers through the hoops in his trousers she tugged him around the corner, trying to get him to the corridor where there would be more space and they could leave. Or he could leave and he could help her. The dogs however had alerted the others to the current situation.

"Ohohoh, they're coming too now. Do not all fall down, I do not wish to stay here. He eats the girls, he makes them sad." Delirium said, feeling her hair turn a worried washed out blue. She did not want him to die too, he was going to get her outoutout.

For a woman that didn't think now was the time for sex, she sure liked to have her hands all over him. In a situation where his life wasn't on the line, it might have been kind of kinky and exciting. Well, maybe it was still kinky and exciting, but it was also distracting.

"I don't suppose you can do that water trick with more than just chains? Because it would be really fucking great if this entire floor was a swimming pool right about now," he said, hitting one of the bigger dogs in the head and causing it to fall over dead.

"Noooo, not people or living things just objecty things. I can make them do other things, sometimes if I concentrate very, very hard." Delirium replied. The chances of her concentrating again were slim to none. Especially not when she could barely contain her form. "Living things are different. I can't take their lifetimes away. There are doors at the end of the corridor we could run."

"No, this entire floor. I can't fucking outrun a dog but I sure as shit can out swim them," He said, pushing her along and firing behind him. If they didn't figure out something soon they were both going to be puppy chow.

"Or shit, just turn the floor into silver or garlic or make me fart sunshine, just something that can kill them."

"Ohohoh," Delirium said giggling before turning, sliding around the floor beyond them slid away, melting into water. Silvery coloured water or to be more precise liquid silver. The fact that the Bad Doggies chose to chase them into it was not her fault and sissy could not be very angry with her. "Sorry Bad Doggies. You didn't say that, you said kill them and I can't kill. Killing is Bad With Capitals. You have a very nice back."

Hannibal only took a moment to watch the dogs burn from the ground up before he pushed Del through the doors at the end of the hall and into the next area. It wouldn't be long before there were more vampires after them and as good as King was at killing them, he couldn't wake out a whole building worth like this.

"You have a very nice front and back," he told her, glancing around the larger corridor. "Excellent tits and ass. Now if you don't mind, we really need to head down so we can get the fuck out of here."

"It ripples when I touch it, like little tiny shivers up and down." Delirium replied as she pressed her fingertips up and down his spine. Placing her fingers through the loop of his trousers, Del tugged him down the opposite way away from the noise inside her head and the vampires that lay that way. "Elevator. I like elevators, I like it when they drop in mid air and people think they are going to die and they don't. That moment of panicked madness is peachy keen."

Del pressed the button to the lift, letting the doors open before sliding in. Waving at Asher as she pressed the down button, she blew him a kiss before smiling rather too sanely. She was getting out. She was getting O-U-T.

"We get out of here Peaches and we will do all the shivering you want to do," Hannibal said, blowing Asher a kiss of his own. He reached out and pressed the woman back against the wall of the elevator, "accidentally" putting his arm across her breasts. To protect her, of course.

"You wouldn't like the shivering jemmy though, they're an agent of chaos." Delirium replied as she backed into the wall giggling. His arm pressed against her breast as the doors closed and Del shifted squirming until arm was hand and then pressed the hand against her breast. Moving her own hands into her hair, Del twisted it up letting it shift and turn cotton candy pink before shaking out the other colours and the red. "There is a... human in a car-truck-car. Outside. I can feel her coming. Arrows and anger and calm."

"That would be Abby," Hannibal said, more than happy to cop a feel if the crazy lady was willing to let him. Hannibal might very well die in the next few moments so why not go out feeling some really nice breasts?

"And our rescue. When the doors open at the bottom, I'm going to blaze a path with gunfire. You don't stop running for anything, okay?"

"Okies, Abby aBBy Abby. I like that name, ahbee." Delirium said reaching for him and sliding her hand down his ass. Heee, funfunfun. "Okies, except... the line. I can't go past the line. Boom, splat, do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars."

"You are a freaky little thing, aren't you?" he asked as her hand grabbed his ass. Not that Hannibal was complaining or anything.

"And you're saying I have to go find Danica, kill her, and THEN you can leave?"

"I am the anthropomorphic personification of Insanity... so yes." Delirium replied patting his ass fondly before placing a flower in his hair, a flower made from what and taken from where no one knew but there it was a flower. "No, you just have to break the line. It's around the building, it's on the threshold. Can't put a toe over it otherwise it is like running into a glass wall."

"So I just, what, scuff my toe on the doorway and you're free to go?" he asked. It seemed ridiculous, which made sense since everything this girl was doing was absolutely ridiculous. Normal just wouldn't have fit her M.O.

"Yes, think about it like a bottle shaken with lots of trapped liquid placing pressure on the lid to explode off. All it needs is a small movement and bang champagne everywhere. And then everyone gets sticky," Delirium replied, trying not to giggle. It sounded ridiculous but it was true. Danica had trapped her behind the line, a line that was hard so hard to create but very easy to break. All it needed was one human to alter it. "It has to be a human and they've been careful about bringing them in or near me. The Big Bad Man keeps eating them all."

"Yeah, Drake is a real charmer like that," Hannibal said. Blade and Abby were probably coming here to rescue Hannibal and, more importantly, deal with Drake. The first vampire was seriously fucking scary and Hannibal was secretly glad it was Blade that was supposed to deal with him.

"Look, I'll make sure you can get out, but then you need to run. We have to take care of this mess here."

Which was unfortunately, because Hannibal would totally be up for some co-rescue sex after this, but saving humanity came first.

"I won't need to run silly, I will be everywhere and everywhen and in Everyone." Delirium said grinning rather too sanely. There was a reason no one trapped the Endless and it wasn't just because it was tricky and hard to do but because of what happened when they got out. Dream had put his captors in Eternal Waking, Delirium had her own plans for them. "And they have kept me locked up tight in a bottle. Trapped. I am not running anywhere. I have to get out first to get back in."

"Sure, okay. Kiss for luck."

Hannibal pulled her close and kissed her deep, hands reaching down to squeeze her ass tight before pulling away. Pressing against the wall of the elevator, there was a ding and the door opened. Hannibal immediately ran out shooting. The nice thing about vampires is that they generally didn't use guns. All he had to do was survive until he got to the front door and crazy lady was good to go.

"Ki-" Delirium had not been kissed in a millenia. It was hard to contain herself in her form and keep her madness from oozing out. Instead of turning his brain to smoosh, she squeaked and pressed her hand to his chest. Parting her lips she let out a soft oh as he squeezed her ass and kissed her. "Oh heee neat."

She paused for a moment before following. Pausing only to wave and blow a kiss before she ran straight into ow-wall. Staring down at the line, Del pouted as Hannibal ran across the line his feet missing the edges of it. It remained intact and she remained where she was. Trapped.

Hannibal glanced back to see the woman still where she was, just standing there. Apparently he hadn't hid whatever special trigger he was supposed to. Turning back around he flopped onto the threshold of the door, waving his arms wildly about and squirming, hoping to break the barrier that caught the woman here.

Delirium turned her head, pointing to the line and his feet. He had stepped over it, he had crossed but he hadn't broken the line. It was barely visible, a thin line etched in black and gold unbroken and stretching across the whole room- the whole building. She could not leave with it connected. All it took was a human, living, to scratch a point out then boom water gates would flood and Del would be oh, so terrible.

"Foot!" Delirium yelled with impatience.

Hannibal glanced down to see that his foot was near some line that was probably not part of the building's original architecture. His powerslide and snow angel hadn't been quite as effective as he had hoped they would be. Straining his foot, he smudged the line with his toe, scuffing it until it was broken.

Her eyes closed at the touch of toe against the line before opening sharply with a snap and a loud Crack as she felt the world stretch before her. Her siblings greeting her as she felt the connection to the world, to time, to her powers. It was all there, she was home. Smiling wickedly, Del giggled reaching for his cheek and leaning up onto her tiptoes to whisper into his ear.

"Big Bada Boom," Delirium pulled back with a rather manic smile. "Run now Hannibal Fucking King."

The manic smile fell away as she turned to look at those who had imprisoned her. She could not kill but she could make them regret the moment they decided to capture her. "Let's play a game." Del sang, twisting the world as she captured the hand of one of the vampires.

The expression on Del's face was truly frightening. Far more than Danica or even Drake had been. That was the expression of madness seriously pissed off. Scrambling to his feet, Hannibal bolted out of the door. He met Abby a few steps out and grabbed her arm.

"RUN!" he shouted, half dragging her after him. "The whole place is gonna go to fucking hell in a batshit handbasket!"

They did not understand at first, they soon learned. Some tried to run, some tried to hide but she was everywhere and everywhen and they had hurt her, trapped her. She did not kill them, she did not need to. What she did was worse. And when she was done, she sat amongst the ruins of the building humming and giggling to herself as she stepped over what was left of them. Skipping as she hopped over the stones, Del paused before smiling and slipping out of reality.

Her realm was in chaos, it was chaos but now it was neglected. She had been trapped, the world had been without her and it had almost ended. To Delirium, eternity stretched as she reorganised her realm and took care of her mortals. Soothing, bringing them into her realm deeper and deeper until they were hers again and the world was better, a little madder but not too sane. Not too scary. It felt like eternity, it was only a few seconds.

Returning to the world, feeling her mortals content and happy and mad, she slipped inside the reality to where Hannibal was.

"Hiiii, is this your room? What happened to the car? I thought I could drive, I like driving." Delirium babbled twisting her fingers and creating little soap bubbles in various unnatural shapes.

Whatever had happened at the building where all the vampires were was some seriously freaky shit. It had been like shooting fish in a barrel by the time it was all done, the vampires being easy pray after whatever Delirium had done to them. Any doubts as to whether or not she had been the personification of insanity vanished after she razed the place.

Which Hannibal had found really, really hot.

When she appeared in his room though, it still freaked him out and he had nearly shot her. Or he had pulled his gun on her, he doubt he would have been able to shoot her before she had changed his Beef Eater into a fish or something like that.

"Son of a bitch that's freaky when you just appear out of nowhere."

"I did not appear of nowhere," Delirium replied in a sing song voice, bouncing on his bed. She had changed since he had last seen her; her hair, her clothes, everything that had felt washed out now shined brighter and stood out more. She looked more powerful, she felt it. She felt the world return to her. "I appeared out of everywhere there is a difference Hannibal Fucking King."

Delirium stopped bouncing, tilting her head as she looked at him with a grin. "Where you naughty? Did you send the cheaters to my sister?"

"Well nowhere is somewhere so if you appeared out of everywhere, one of the places you appeared out of was nowhere," he said. He probably wouldn't win a debate of screwed up logic with Delirium, but if he talked fast enough without thinking, he might hold his own for an exchange or two.

"And yeah, they're all ash now. Like shooting fish in a barrel after you were done with them."

"Oh, silly I am not done with them." Delirium said with a rather wicked little smile. Giggling, she bounced on the bed happily letting out a loud weeee before dropping backwards. Wriggling in the blankets, Del reached out her hand and indicated that it was Hannibal's turn now. "They are still in my realm, sissy is quite annoyed because they should be hers but I want them to suffer a little more before the long twisty journy and my sister's hands. They're dead, ash but still in here."

Delirium leaned up on her elbows before staring at him. "You are not bouncing."

There weren't a lot of things that scared Hannibal. Pain was just one way to let you know you were really pissing your enemies off and he had died once before so any life he had now was just a bonus. Death was death and the end. Dying and living in some sort of twisted, messed up world though? That was some scary shit.

"Right, sorry, bouncing," he said, standing up and bouncing on the bed. It actually hadn't been all that long ago he had last bounced on a bed, it was just been in a more horizontal position. This was pretty fun though.

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