"rEaL piratE fRom THe eiGhtEentH CenTUrY," Delirium said looking up at him. She moved from her cosy position licking his scars, making them feel better to sitting back in his lap again. She liked it there it made her feel tall. "hE giVes ME orGAsMS anD doESN't LiKE PeoPLe toUcHiNG mE."

Delirium grinned impishly. "buT hE NeVEr saiD aboUT mE tOUcHiNG othERS."